imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this
This is the best accident ever.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY.
white people strike again
white people will literally eat dildos but then moan about our food idek anymore
i like how in Don’t Stop The Music, Rihanna asks nicely. She’s all like “PLEASE don’t stop the music”. At least some celebrities have manners
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
piss out your eyes
are you demanding that i excrete urine from my eyeballs, or that i urinate my eyeballs out through my genitalia?
Shut you up real fast.
ALWAYS AND FOREVER REBLOG